Thursday, August 5, 2010

Dr. Gyros

Got a pain in your side? A crick in your neck? Have no fear, Dr Gyros is here.

Dr Gyros will serve you authentic Greek gyros prescribed by owners John and Mary Beth Stopoulos. According to their website they have PhDs in Gyrology. They've been in practice for a few years now in an old Dunkin Donuts at 2519 18th Ave, Rock Island.

Richie needed a cure for incessant hunger pangs, and Swank needed some under the table performance enhancement for drills, so they swung by the good doctor's to get juiced up.

They checked in at the counter then took a seat in the waiting area. In no time at all, they were fixed up and holdin authentic gyros. The gyro meat is cut from a rotating spit of seasoned lamb and placed on a warm pillowy pita. Then they add the traditional tomatoes, onions, feta, and Tzatiki sauce.

Richie thoroughly enjoyed his authentic Gyro. The meat was juicy and spiced well.

Their situations were dire, so the Dr. also prescribed a side of fries. But not just any fries, oh no, they needed the Doctor's Nightmare. Fries topped with tomatoes, onions, feta, salsa, and Tzatiki.

For those who need just a dose of the Dr's drugs, you can try their Americanized elixirs such as chicken pitas, wraps, hamburgers, chili, onion rings, or fried cheese.

Be sure to take your daily dosage with Baklava! If you're in very bad shape, you may want to try the Mt Olympus Challenge.

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1 comment:

  1. I love Dr. Gyros!!!! I miss that place somethin' fierce. What up, Swank!!??!