While in Florida, we were able to meet up with a cousin and she recommended a place to us called Biff Burger. Not 5 minutes later and Richie had the GPS coordinates plugged into his phone so we could navigate there. Pulling into the lot at Biff was fairly intimidating. Unbeknownst to us, it was Bike Night. And the bikers were out in full force. Luckily, they paid us no mind as we walked in the smoke clouded front doors of the tiny restaurant.
"Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here."
"Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan’s Helpers?"
The menu was up on a slotted sign behind the ordering window. They have many special burgers like the Roquefort and Dog-on Burgers, specialty hot dogs, steak sandwiches, chicken, and soft serve ice cream.
The menu was a little hard to read, but really, Richie just wanted a famous Biff Burger anyway.
Biff Burger actually has a long and doleful history. Things started off well in the beginning when Bruce and Earl Brane opened the first restaurant in 1956 in Clearwater FL. They invented a roto-red broiler that simultaneously rotated the beef and toasted the buns beneath, so the drippings from the burger would go into the bun. That's why they serve the burgers in a plastic bag. The restaurant soon expanded to the St. Petersburg location we visited and to hundreds of other locations across the South. The franchises were sold as Port-a-units, with practically the whole restaurant being shipped to the new location.
Sadly, out of all those restaurants, only two remain.
We ordered at the counter and waited near the pick-up side. From our small booth, I could see and hear a band playing from the adjoining bar area .
The food came out quickly, and we dug right in. Richie's Cheese Biff Deluxe burger ($1.70) was small, maybe 2 oz., and he probably could have laid waste to 4 of them if he had known this.
The burgers are slathered with a special sauce that has been analyzed and scrutinized by fans for years. Supposedly it contains 27 spices but here is a small batch recipe. Tastes uncannily like Boozie's sauce.
Fries were fresh out of the fryer. Crispy and tongue singeing.The tater tots were delicious little potato nuggets with a nice crisp bronze shell. The chocolate shake was pretty standard, prepared with vanilla soft serve infused with chocolate syrup.
Though considered a fast food restaurant, the burgers certainly tasted far superior to similar offerings. (Burger King, ahem) Plus, they have a large menu with unique items forged from time-tested recipes. Biff is a cool little joint to enjoy with the family. Just maybe not on Bike Night.